I’m in Starbucks and for some reason, this one is full of Americans and under 18 year old hipster girls. I am uncomfortable. Teenage girls just giggled at me, what do I do, do I fight them?
They keep giggling to one another, turning and looking at me…
perhaps they like you :U
I just overheard “look at my head, I’m like a basketball” and another one just said “what time do you go to bed at?”…
I think they’re trying to bully the weakest of the herd to go say hello to me or something. They’re doing that thing that teenage girls do, where they giggle and elbow and sneakily point.
One slowly approached, walked slowly within a table of me and then quickly walked past me and towards the bathroom.
That is exactly it, that is what it is.
Right so the one came back from the bathroom, quickly walked past me and sat down with her friends.
Omg one just said “sex change”, that’s all I heard.
fight the teenage girls.
Now is the end of the saga because this just happened and I have to go get my bus.
Fiver: -reading a gay vampire novel-
Girl: -walks over-
Fiver: -looks up-
-long pause-
Girl: Will you make out with my friend?
oh my gOD fiver
this just in: teenage girls are their own species
